Pair of Candy Lips

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

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“What’s your snogging technique?” IM SO

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whatscraicen:

the fact that niall can speak so many languages is such a turn on like bye

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tyleroakley:

THE ONLY MASHUP YOU’LL EVER NEED.

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butthurtbandboys:

i like how everyone thinks niall would nickname his girlfriend really nice things like princess when in reality he’d probably call her beer wench

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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horaneyes:

the hardest part isn’t deciding who your favourite is

it’s deciding who your second favourite is

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